May 2013
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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A high pitched scream erupts from my mouth I AM AT WORK I HAVE A MEETING IN 15 MINUTES. I’M SCARED.
May 20th
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1 tag
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
524 notes
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lordoftheplants asked: SHSL Fried Chicken Appreciator
May 19th
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wecansexy asked: super high school level sub
May 19th
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give me a super high school level title
May 19th
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May 19th
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I made a midnight snack and I was like…dang waffles would be so much easier to butter if they didn’t have all these ridges. Then I was like…oh holy shit if they didn’t have ridges they’d be pancakes.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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I seriously don’t say it enough but holy smokes I’m thinking it all the time. I think I’m the luckiest guy ever to have the support of so many amazing people. I have the most encouraging and fantastic friends, and the most incredible girlfriend who always goes the extra mile for me. I’m sorry I seem so down on myself a lot, but I really appreciate all the effort you all...
May 16th
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I JUST DRANK A VENTI COFFEE AND THIS MAY HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE. 
May 16th
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3 tags
May 16th
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Anonymous asked: I... I wanna be Neofriends with you.
May 16th
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May 16th
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Anonymous asked: u r bird
May 15th
May 15th
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I am so pitiful today. ZZZZ. My mom keeps making fun of me. I was super chill getting my blood drawn today. STONE COLD, but now I’m home and I can whine all I want.
May 15th
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The bean bugs are my slaves and I will farm them for every neopoint. [maniacal laughter]
May 15th
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May 14th
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3 tags
May 14th
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May 14th
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2 tags
May 14th
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6 tags
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
320 notes
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
111 notes
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May 13th
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May 12th
167 notes
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A post to say that I love my mom![[MORE]]  A lot of the time people only hear the negative things, like how she feels about my transition or how she tries to micromanage my life, but even though I’ve been hurt by some of her opinions, I know that behind every statement she is just thinking about what she thinks is best for me. (Which isn’t always the same as what I think is best for...
May 12th
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